Sorry My Dad Trolled You Last Night by Matthew Dexter
We booby-trap the house to prevent Dad from drunk posting on Facebook. He lost his career at Raytheon and his reputation throughout Maricopa County. Dad is a good man—when [...]
Matthew Dexter
The Repercussions of Clipping a Parrot’s Wings by Matthew Dexter
Last night, I loaded the pipe with freebase and watched the Houston Astros balling through the rusty rabbit ears. Ocean orange, fluorescent lime-green lizard licking rheum [...]
Vending Machine Press 